Surf all day, Party all night
rue-amour: rosified: uhlone: offendings: 969kg: my-body-not-yours: FUCK he’s like just checkin u out oh god OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL OH MY GOD I WOULD FLING MYSELF AT THE SEXY PIECE OF ASS HOLY FUCKING HELL COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE HIM DOING THAT HE COULD GET IT ON A MONDAY MORNING OH HOT DAMN OHMY GOSHWHY DO U HAVE TO BE SO ATTRACTIVE AND PROBABLY HAVE HIGH STANDARDS THIS ISNT FAIR hasn’t anyone noticed that he looked you up and down and closed the door on you. that is obviously saying something. you may now thank me for killing all your hopes and dreams. ^^YES HE WAS CLOSING THE DOOR BECOZ HE WAS WALKING ME OUT AFTER WE GET IT ON 
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